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“Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.”

– Bertrand Russell

There once was a lady from Worcester,
Who thought a man had seduced her.
She woke up and screamed,
It was only a dream,
It was the bump on the matress that goosed her.

Sent by Joey D.

One of my friends was dating a blonde girl that wasn’t too bright to say
the least. Often she would come up with the most stupid comments that
at first got us all laughing, but after a while also became a bit
annoying to some. One day we were sitting in a pool hall talking. The
blonde participated in the discussion, and when she came up with an even
for unusually stupid comment one of my friends couldn’t take it anymore.
So he said to her “You must have vacuum in your head”. This upset her.
She looked at him for a couple of seconds and replied, “At least it’s
better than nothing”.

The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at
low pay for long hours. The blacksmith immediately began his instructions
to the lad, “When I take the shoe out of the fire, I’ll lay it on the
anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer.”
The apprentice did just as he told. Now he’s the village blacksmith.

“Beer is proof that God loves us and
wants us to be happy.”

— Einstein

There was a young man from Rangoon
Whose farts could be heard to the moon.
When you’d least expect ‘em,
They’d burst from his rectum
With the force of a raging typhoon.