By Zo NicholasLearning Vocabulary
Things change so fast, not only here online in cyber world but also in the real world. We have to keep pace by continually learning, as mentioned in my previous post, by absorbing new ideas, vocabulary and concepts in order to be able to communicate with others.
Vocabulary
This weekend I learnt something new, even [...]

Yoga Promotes A Healtheir Life

What goes on in the body when you are doing your asanas? Most of us realize that yoga increases and maintains flexibility, strengthens muscles and increases one’s stamina. All forms of yoga invite the participant to attend to their breath and notice the inward quieting. Most individuals who participate sense a [...]

“If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be
watching television by candlelight.”

George Gobal.

There lived in French Louisiana
A quaint and deceived old duenna
Who naively thought
That a penis was wrought
To be et like a thick ripe banana.

Norreen did a “Self-Judi” when meeting a business partner of
her husband. She was asked if she came from a large family.
“I said, no, the men are only about six feet tall and pretty thin.”

An Unusual Ailment

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The
man sneezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can’t
believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating.
A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his wang and
wipes the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can’t believe
that such a rude person exists. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes
yet again. He takes his wang out and wipes the tip off.
The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says,
“Three times you’ve sneezed, and three times you’ve removed your penis
from your pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are
you?”
The man replies, “I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma’am. I have a
very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm.” The
woman then says, “Oh, how strange. What are you taking for it?” The
man looks at her and says, “Pepper.”

Ute SchaedlerAtkins Induction

Atkins diet foods are easy to find and available everywhere.
There are many varieties to choose from, whether you pick prepackaged low-carb diet foods or make your own meals. No matter how you want to do the Atkins plan, there is a solution out there for you.
You’ll need to keep the Atkins food pyramid [...]

“A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.”

Groucho Marx.

There once was a fellow named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in his cave,
The smell was grotesque,
The pussy the best,
And look at the money he saved!

Sent by dave

Why we proofread:
ATLANTA (AP) Coca-Cola is fixing an embarrassing typo in the word “disk”
in copyright information on about 2 million 12-packs of the drink.
In the misprint, the “s” is replaced by a “c.” Normally, the small type
under the copyright information states that the “red disk icon and contour
bottle are trademarks of the Coca-Cola Co.”