“In the beginning there was nothing… which exploded.”
— The shortened Big Bang theory

You’ve heard the tale of Robin Hood,
And how he did poor people good,
There is more to this Famous story,
Of Sherwood Forest’s Pride and Joy
At night when all robbing was done,
The merry men would have some fun,
In fact it would be fair to say,
The Merry men were rather gay.
As Little John starts to unwind,
Robin takes his from behind,
As they frolic in the grass,
Robin rams it up his arse.
One night when they were all at play,
A gorgeous maiden came their way,
She saunter up to Friar Tuck,
And Said “I’m Marion, wanna Fuck?”
Friar couldn’t believe his ears,
She is offering sex to all us queers.”
While he recovered from his shock,
Robin presented her with his cock.
Marion’s clothes were off in a flash,
The 3 merry men all had a bash.
For Marion this was sheer bliss.
As they filled her with ever orifice,
When all was done she gave wine,
“Thank You boys for the lovely time,
“But for your pleasure you must pay,
“I’ve got the pox, have a nice day.”
“Now listen here, “said Friar Tuck.
“We don’t really give a fuck,
“The laughs on you, you silly cow,
“We’ve got AIDS, so who’s fucked now.”

Still, there are some things a big company can do that
a small band of programmers could never hope to accomplish.
This was best shown to me this week by reader
Brian P. McLean, who points out that according to his
Microsoft Outlook 97 scheduling/datebook application,
Thanksgiving falls this year on Wednesday, November 26.

Thanksgiving has always fallen on Thursday before. Wednesday
may be an improvement. I don’t know.

– Robert X. Cringely, from his “I, Cringely” column (November 7, 1997)

Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?
Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown’.

There was a young person of Kent
Who was famous wherever he went.
All the way through a fuck
He would quack like a duck,
And he crowed like a cock when he spent.

I’ve just got some awful news.

A friend of mine is in danger of losing his license
to practice medicine. He’s being accused of having
sex with some of his patients.

It’s such a stupid waste! He was the best veterinarian in town.

A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s car
is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,
dirt and blood. He asks his friend,
“What’s happened to your car?”

“Well,” the friend responses, “I ran into a lawyer”.

“OK,” says the man, “that explains the blood… But what about
the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?”

“Well, I had to chase him all through the park.”

The Great Winsor Pilates

Mari Winsor was a 54-year-old woman with a great physique. She is the founder of Winsor Pilates and her body is like a twenty year old with great tone and flexibility.
Mari Winsor brought her form of Pilates for the use of the public.  It is a modified low impact version of the [...]

History of Pilates

Pilates was designed by Joseph Pilates during World War I to improve the rehabilitation program for the returning veterans. Joseph Pilates had the belief that
both mental health and physical health are essential to one another.
He recommended some precise body movements that control and form to aid injured soldiers. These movements were used to [...]

The Stanford Law Review runs the following quote on their masthead:
“For every thousand people hacking at the leaves of evil there is
one chopping at the roots.”

-H.D. Thoreau

On their April Fools issue they ran the following:
“For every person hacking at the leaves of evil there
are a thousand smoking the stuff.